I was supposed to meet fellow candidates today at 10:30 this morning to do door-to-door campaigning. I was bringing the address lists of people who voted the last municipal election. I was kind of the instigator. Then our basement flooded. 1-2 inches. Nothing was really messed up (almost everything was either up on a shelf or in rubbermaid containers), but hell.
So the fire department came. They said that they couldn't get 2 inches off the ground, we'll have to use our sump. As in the sump I had turned on last night. It was pumping into a second sump hole, which didn't have a pump in it. Originally, there were 2 pumps, 2 holes, and a pipe out the basement that would take care of things. Of course, this was blocked off for who knows why, and was capped off with a bleach bottle cap(!) that was solvent-welded on. I'll get to how I found that out in a second. So sump pump #1 was pumping into sump hole 2, creating a nice little pretend river channel across the basement. In one, up, through the pipes, then out the other, and so on.
I went to Home Depot and got fittings to fit a 1 1/4" PVC pipe onto a garden hose, and a 150' garden hose. I fitted everything together and unrolled the hose to the street. I turned the sump back on. I heard, in this order, whirr.......POP...SPASH SPLASH SPLASH. That would be the afformentioned bleach bottle cap popping off of the sump pipe because it wasn't properly fitted, and I had stepped down the pipe, creating too much pressure. I didn't need this. Realizing that in order to fix this whole jury rig I would need to take it all down anyway, I cut the pipe off before the T joint, and attach the hose fitting there. Turn it back on, watch nervously at the rest of the apparatus for about five minutes, go outside, check that the water is, in fact, running into the storm drain, then come back in and wash up. My walking mate shows up at 11:30, and I'm out only 1 hour late. I'm glad I actually got up early, or I'd still be fiddling around down there.
Downside, it's taking its sweet time to pump out lets see... Oh. about 1500 gallons of water. Ouch. That can fill a swimming pool. Okay, time to go out and get some pool hose. This has to speed up, dammit.